Massage Therapist Faces Murder Charges in Death
A massage therapist, who allegedly also performed non-surgical cosmetic procedures for which she was not licensed, was booked on suspicion of murder in the death of a client who went into cardiac arrest at a Long Beach salon, police said Wednesday. Sandra Yaneth Slaughter, also known as Sandra Perez Gonzalez, was initially arrested on suspicion of possession of controlled substances following the Feb. 12, 2014, death of 36-year-old Hamilet Suarez of Long Beach, but was released without being charged.
Suarez went into cardiac arrest at Areli's Beauty Salon at 2113 Pacific Ave. -- where Slaughter rented space -- and was pronounced dead after being taken to a hospital, according to police. Officers were initially told that Suarez went to the salon for a massage, but went into medical distress before it began, police said.
Due to conflicting information, detectives were called in and learned that Slaughter was renting a treatment room at the salon, where she allegedly advertised that she performed not only massages, but non-surgical "vampire" facelifts as well as lip and butt augmentations, police said.
Inside the room she rented, investigators found medical equipment and multiple vials of controlled substances allegedly used for the facelift and augmentation procedures, according to the LBPD. Slaughter was then a recently licensed massage therapist but was not licensed to do the other procedures or administer any of the substances, according to police, who alleged at the time of her initial arrest that she had "been conducting these medical procedures from this location for approximately one month."
The suit -- filed in Los Angeles Superior Court -- alleges that Suarez went to the salon and was injected with "controlled substances" by Slaughter in a room she rented at the salon to perform her advertised "vampire facelift" services, in which a patient's own blood is re-injected into areas of the skin to treat wrinkles or augment certain parts of the body.
ω I guess there was a couple of warning sign here folks. Never accept a massage or a cosmetic procedure by someone with the surname "Slaughter".
The other is that any procedure with a name like "Vampire", "Werewolf", "Frankenstein" or "Kardashian" should probably be avoided like the fucking plague! Though I gotta admit, I'm sorta intrigued by the idea of augmenting my penis... ω
Doors of three Joplin massage parlors locked amid investigation
A few times a day, the owner of a neighboring business took cigarette breaks outside her shop's backdoor, facing an alley off Main Street. For almost six months, she saw men park their cars and walk across the alley, ducking into a black door with one small, heavily tinted window beneath a printed banner that reads "Royal Massage."
Sometimes, she said, her presence in the alley prompted the men to immediately turn back to their cars and leave. Suspicion ultimately built to the point that she notified Joplin police. Officers, she said, acknowledged that a prostitution probe was underway and urged patience.
"It was initially an FBI case that they asked for assistance with," Rives said regarding action against the three businesses. "And that assistance is primarily running through our task force officer who works for us, but is assigned to the FBI."
The businesses are Golden Massage, 1237 S. Range Line Road; Sunny Spa, 801 E. 15th St.; and Royal Massage, 1522 S. Main St.
“We choose only the best girls to provide you the best service,” a Backpage ad for Golden Massage reads. “New, young, lovely, friendly, Asian girls for your choice, allow us to provide the best relaxing pleasure experience session. You will be happy with young cute girls, 100 percent guaranteed. Life too short, you deserve to spoil yourself with ultimate pleasure relaxing session. Sensual pleasure and total satisfaction, period. One-hundred percent satisfied non-rushed fun time. Leave with big smile. All lovely and beautiful staff. Don’t be shy.”
ω Thank god for that concerned alley smoking citizen and the combined forces of the FBI and the Joplin police. Due to their tireless efforts, local Joplin guys have hundreds of untended erections that their wives wave off with dismissive excuses like "headache" "menstruation" and "yeast infections".
God forbid these shady characters be able to free these glorious loads into the oiled hands of a golden massage practitioner. I tried to explain to my pooch "Hans Gruber" about the Feds shutting down the heinous handjob trade rather than looking into more serious like say "terrorism" or "people who wipe from the front back to the back" and he gave me this look. ω
How much does an erotic massage cost?
How much should I pay for a happy ending?
Can I pay for a handjob in coins?
These are some of the questions I get asked by rookie erotic massage hunters as it's all fun and gimps until it's time to open that wallet and pay for a ticket to the promised land. I hear all sorts of horror stories about guys over-paying or missing out on some juicy extras as the girl wouldn't accept payment in the form of pokemon cards. So I'm going to give a guideline price on how much you can expect to pay to get that magnificent example / excuse of a penis emptied.
Two rules we must always stick with boys are;
The first rule of RnT-Club (rub and tug) is that we only bring as much money to the massage parlor as we want to spend.
Pretty fucking straight-forward right? Just like a casino, we only bring in as much cash as we can afford or want to spend. This way, when the girl has her hand, mouth or tentacles wrapped firmly around your dick, you're not going to get a second mortgage on your house to shoot a fucking load!
The second rule of RnT-Club is that we only bring cash.
Again, pretty fucking simple. An erotic massage parlor operates on two currencies - cash and cum so expect the girl to be super pissed when she takes a load to the tonsils and you whip out a credit card when it's time to pay.
Now that the simple stuff is out of the way, let's move to the happy ending and the cost involved;
The actual cost of the sensual massage is pretty standard in the industry and you can expect to pay around $50-$80 for a one hour erotic massage session. Some parlors or spas may build the extras into the cost of the massage but that's pretty rare as the masseuse makes her money from the extra services. It's the cost of all the extras that makes up the total cost of the massage as without the extras, we just have blue balls. So here's how much you can expect to pay for a happy ending;
Now I know you've looked at the list and added up all those figures before yelling "Motherfucker I aint Walter White!" but fear not my tightass friends! It's rare that a masseuse will give you a big extensive menu and have you tick off what you'd like but rather she'll bundle them and say something like;
"Nude with bodyslide and handjob is $50"
"Nude with massage swap and blowjob is $100"
"Nude with a strap-on and a gimp will be $500"
So go with makes you comfortable and gets you off! Hopefully we've explained the maths behind how much an erotic massage costs.
Next update we'll break down the extras and go in a bit more depth on them.
A couple of shouts to some fellow porn addicts - Check out the awesome Mr Pinks Porn Blog which is filled with hot naked girls.
Also be sure to check out a genuine erotic masseuse by the name of <had to delete as guess she's traded handjobs for husbandry or some shit>, she can teach you the art of sensual massage.