In today's update on the Erotic Massage Blog, we will be discussing how to give / receive a good handjob and the handjob mistakes that commonly occur during an erotic massage. Now let's clear shit up right now, I've never given a handjob (masturbatory feats don't count guys!) but I've received a tonne of them, so many in fact, that I could probably give a TED talk on the subject. You'd be surprised at how badly some girls are at roughing the passer. For something that looks so simple, there's a fair bit of nuance to it.
I'll run through some common handjob mistakes that masseuses make when dishing out this form of happy ending and will give you some tips on how you can coach your masseuse or girlfriend/boyfriend/demogorgon to give a more satisfying handjob finish.
First off, let's get the common handjob blunders out of the way;
TOP 10 HANDJOB MISTAKES THAT YOUR EROTIC MASSEUSE IS MAKING
Safe to say that the girl above knows her way around a dick and won't be making any handjob mistakes.
So that covers the most common handjob mistakes. The majority of them can be avoided by talking with your masseuse and giving her feedback like "can you slow down a little bit" or "Can we try it without the dildo in my ass?". Sadly some girls are just terrible at it and I urge you to move on, there's no point in spending money to get a shitty nut. If the cook at your local restaurant kept burning your medium-rare steak - would you keep returning?
Ok I have definitely rambled on for far too long but feel free to hit me up if you have any erotic massage questions at wallace @ eroticmassageblog.com.