I’m just a goonie who has a mad fetish for erotic massage. I’ve visited countless parlors and spas all over the world and I figured I’d share this knowledge so you can share the satisfaction of a sensual rub-down. I love a good standard massage but shooting a load just tops off that relaxed bliss at the end. I’m not sure why erotic massage is such a dirty or frowned upon subject but I’ve stopped caring and thankfully I live in a country where it’s in a legal grey area and overlooked for the most part. The erotic massage industry is either in that mysterious grey area or totally underground which of course makes the whole process mysterious and confusing so I’m hoping to shed some light on it.
My Erotic Massage Blog will share some of my tips and tricks on massage parlors and I’ll also share some erotic massage techniques and some war stories from handjobs past. I like to approach the subject in a humorous way as getting jerked off in a cubicle next to other unsuspecting customers is pretty fucking funny to me. Sure, I probably suffer from 2nd degree autism so don’t take all my advice as gospel but I’m hoping I can guide to a happy ending.
Careful though, erotic massage will hook you in and you’ll soon be a massage addict like me.
Likes:
- Erotic and sensual massage
- Happy Endings
- Extras
- Soapies (Thailand is awesome for these)
- Bodyslides
- Rub and Tug
- Nuru
- Hip Hop
- Scotch
- Chiko Rolls
- Whispering Jack
- Bullet Points
Dislikes:
- Dryass Handjobs
- Hugh Grant movies
- Lukewarm coffee
- Hangovers
You can reach me on Wallace @ eroticmassageblog.com with any questions about sensual massage.