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Massage Therapist Faces Murder Charges in Death
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A massage therapist, who allegedly also performed non-surgical cosmetic procedures for which she was not licensed, was booked on suspicion of murder in the death of a client who went into cardiac arrest at a Long Beach salon, police said Wednesday. Sandra Yaneth Slaughter, also known as Sandra Perez Gonzalez, was initially arrested on suspicion of possession of controlled substances following the Feb. 12, 2014, death of 36-year-old Hamilet Suarez of Long Beach, but was released without being charged.
Suarez went into cardiac arrest at Areli's Beauty Salon at 2113 Pacific Ave. -- where Slaughter rented space -- and was pronounced dead after being taken to a hospital, according to police. Officers were initially told that Suarez went to the salon for a massage, but went into medical distress before it began, police said.
Due to conflicting information, detectives were called in and learned that Slaughter was renting a treatment room at the salon, where she allegedly advertised that she performed not only massages, but non-surgical "vampire" facelifts as well as lip and butt augmentations, police said.
Inside the room she rented, investigators found medical equipment and multiple vials of controlled substances allegedly used for the facelift and augmentation procedures, according to the LBPD. Slaughter was then a recently licensed massage therapist but was not licensed to do the other procedures or administer any of the substances, according to police, who alleged at the time of her initial arrest that she had "been conducting these medical procedures from this location for approximately one month."
The suit -- filed in Los Angeles Superior Court -- alleges that Suarez went to the salon and was injected with "controlled substances" by Slaughter in a room she rented at the salon to perform her advertised "vampire facelift" services, in which a patient's own blood is re-injected into areas of the skin to treat wrinkles or augment certain parts of the body.
ω I guess there was a couple of warning sign here folks. Never accept a massage or a cosmetic procedure by someone with the surname "Slaughter".
The other is that any procedure with a name like "Vampire", "Werewolf", "Frankenstein" or "Kardashian" should probably be avoided like the fucking plague! Though I gotta admit, I'm sorta intrigued by the idea of augmenting my penis... ω
Doors of three Joplin massage parlors locked amid investigation
A few times a day, the owner of a neighboring business took cigarette breaks outside her shop's backdoor, facing an alley off Main Street. For almost six months, she saw men park their cars and walk across the alley, ducking into a black door with one small, heavily tinted window beneath a printed banner that reads "Royal Massage."
Sometimes, she said, her presence in the alley prompted the men to immediately turn back to their cars and leave. Suspicion ultimately built to the point that she notified Joplin police. Officers, she said, acknowledged that a prostitution probe was underway and urged patience.
"It was initially an FBI case that they asked for assistance with," Rives said regarding action against the three businesses. "And that assistance is primarily running through our task force officer who works for us, but is assigned to the FBI."
The businesses are Golden Massage, 1237 S. Range Line Road; Sunny Spa, 801 E. 15th St.; and Royal Massage, 1522 S. Main St.
“We choose only the best girls to provide you the best service,” a Backpage ad for Golden Massage reads. “New, young, lovely, friendly, Asian girls for your choice, allow us to provide the best relaxing pleasure experience session. You will be happy with young cute girls, 100 percent guaranteed. Life too short, you deserve to spoil yourself with ultimate pleasure relaxing session. Sensual pleasure and total satisfaction, period. One-hundred percent satisfied non-rushed fun time. Leave with big smile. All lovely and beautiful staff. Don’t be shy.”
ω Thank god for that concerned alley smoking citizen and the combined forces of the FBI and the Joplin police. Due to their tireless efforts, local Joplin guys have hundreds of untended erections that there wives wave off with dismissive excuses like "headache" "menstruation" and "yeast infections".
God forbid these shady characters be able to free these glorious loads into the oiled hands of a golden massage practitioner. I tried to explain to my pooch "Hans Gruber" about the Feds shutting down the heinous handjob trade rather than looking into more serious like say "terrorism" or "people who wipe from the front back to the back" and he gave me this look. ω
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How much does an erotic massage cost?. How should I pay for an erotic massage or happy ending?.
How much does an erotic massage cost?
How much should I pay for a happy ending?
Can I pay for a handjob in coins?
These are some of the questions I get asked by rookie erotic massage hunters as it's all fun and gimps until it's time to open that wallet and pay for a ticket to the promised land. I hear all sorts of horror stories about guys over-paying or missing out on some juicy extras as the girl wouldn't accept payment in the form of pokemon cards. So I'm going to give a guideline price on how much you can expect to pay to get that magnificent example / excuse of a penis emptied.
Two rules we must always stick with boys are;
The first rule of RnT-Club (rub and tug) is that we only bring as much money to the massage parlor as we want to spend.
Pretty fucking straight-forward right? Just like a casino, we only bring in as much cash as we can afford or want to spend. This way, when the girl has her hand, mouth or tentacles wrapped firmly around your dick, you're not going to get a second mortgage on your house to shoot a fucking load!
The second rule of RnT-Club is that we only bring cash.
Again, pretty fucking simple. An erotic massage parlor operates on two currencies - cash and cum so expect the girl to be super pissed when she takes a load to the tonsils and you whip out a credit card when it's time to pay.
Now that the simple stuff is out of the way, let's move to the happy ending and the cost involved;
How much does an erotic massage cost
The actual cost of the sensual massage is pretty standard in the industry and you can expect to pay around $50-$80 for a one hour erotic massage session. Some parlors or spas may build the extras into the cost of the massage but that's pretty rare as the masseuse makes her money from the extra services. It's the cost of all the extras that makes up the total cost of the massage as without the extras, we just have blue balls. So here's how much you can expect to pay for a happy ending;
- Nudity: I'm talking the masseuse being nude not you! (you better be nude dammit!). Some of you may be surprised that the masseuse isn't naked but it's very common for the girl to administer the massage whilst clothed. You may get asked right away "did you want me to get naked?", I'm unsure who actually declines this and says "Naw I actually kinda dig that cardigan Yuki!" Personally I believe that an erotic masseuse should always be nude but with tough/unnecessary laws I guess it's kinda hard to claim you were dispensing a therapeutic massage when your masseuses salami-garage is in plain sight. Most times I will ask my masseuse if she can do the massage nude and I'll pay extra as it then opens the possibility of roaming hands over her womanly components. It's just not as hot when you're fondling a packet of spearmint gum in her jeans pocket as you get jerked off. Just remember, just because she's naked doesn't mean you an invite to start jamming fingers in jars lookin' for the cooch-cookies. Many girls have limits on what you can and can't fondle and won't appreciate any unexpected cavity searches. Normal procedure is to ask the girls if it's ok to touch and if she gives you the greenlight then you can proceed to be a pervert!
Recommended Wallet Damage: $20-30.
- Nude Bodyslide: The naked bodyslide is commonly performed during the massage when you're lying on your stomach. The masseuse will clamber on top of you and rub her oily body against you, using her breasts and nipples to stimulate your man parts and it feels fucking great. Many an erotic masseuse has used techniques like flicking her hair on my neck or kissing my earlobes which always has me begging to be turned over. I've rarely had a masseuse that will do the bodyslide when I'm facing up as I guess it's very intimate and they run the risk of your probing cock slipping into her spasm chasm. Try not to move too much when the masseuse is sliding around as you don't want her toppling off. Driving her to the emergency room to get a broken arm put into a cast does not count as a happy ending.
Recommended Wallet Damage: $20-$30
- Handjob: This is the most widely offered extra and if you're not offered a handjob/RnT then you're likely shit out of luck for anything else besides an awkward erection. For the uninitiated/home-schooled the handjob involves the masseuse oiling up your erection and stroking it until the ManJam erupts. I have had hundreds of handjob's and you'd be surprised at how many bad / incompetent HJ's I've received over the years, I would have thought it was a pretty simple process but some chicks make many blunders like not enough oil, stopping at the first appearance of ball butter (don't stop!) or wanking you off like she's going for a speed record and blistering your poor penis in the process. What I'm trying to get at is, if the handjobs not going well then just give her some pointers like"slower", "more oil please" or "Can you not use the steel-wool luv?" I have had some mind blowing good handjobs over the year with some masseuses employing ball-emptying tactics like massaging the prostate, staring deep in your eyes as they jerk you off or having TV re-runs of "Golden Girls" episodes in the background.
Recommended Wallet Damage: $30
- Blowjob: The blowjob doesn't get offered as frequently as a handjob during an erotic massage but they do pop up sometimes and are AWESOME! If the masseuse is comfortable with putting your pork-sword into her mouth then she'll often ask you if you want to be finished by hand or mouth. It's rare that the masseuse will actually finish you by mouth but will often blow you until near ejaculation and then finish you off by hand. It's even rarer at least in the Western World to get a blowjob without a condom (BBBJ) as most chicks (and punters!) are very careful. This is often not the case in places like Thailand where a bare-back blowjob will be offered but the risk is yours. Once again I've had some fantastic BJ's during massages and some average ones. Some of the best BJ's are when you're not even expecting it and you're just suddenly in her mouth - Yeah! As with HJ's, if if your not happy with the blowjob then you should offer advice like "slow/faster" or "Could you take out your teeth?"
Recommended Wallet Damage: $30-$50
- Sex/Full Service: Many massage parlors are full service providers where the massage is just foreplay/lead-in to full sex. I don't frequent these places as much as I'm there for the erotic massage not the sex and I find the massages often are pretty mediocre / lazy and they just want to get down to business. Getting full service/sex from your professional erotic masseuses can be tough and likely won't ever be offered on your first visit. Many times though I've seen a girl for a few massages and the extras slowly progress until sex is on the cards and I find that slow build-up is super hot. Having sex on the massage beds can involve some acrobatics (don't dislocate anything!) as they are awkward as hell. Make sure you keep it down (STFU!) though as sex raises alarm bells for councils and police so keep a good thing on the down-low!
Recommended Wallet Damage: $50-$100
- Other Extras: These extras are less common but I've had them offered many times over my illustrious career as an erotic massage addict. For the rookies, here's what they involve;
1. Prostate Massage: A prostate massage is when a girl uses her (hopefully lubricated!) fingers to penetrate your anus and stroke/milk your prostate. It can seem a little uncomfortable at first but the orgasm's it can give can be fucking mind blowing.
2. Massage Swap: This is when the masseuse swaps spots with you and you get to massage her body. This is a real swap of power as she's at your mercy so many masseuses will only do it with clients they trust and for the love of god don't abuse that trust and start jamming fingers in any orifices! I love giving massages and I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'
3. Dining at the Y: Eating a chick out - Bon Appétit
Recommended Wallet Damage for these three: $20-$30
Now I know you've looked at the list and added up all those figures before yelling "Motherfucker I aint Walter White!" but fear not my tightass friends! It's rare that a masseuse will give you a big extensive menu and have you tick off what you'd like but rather she'll bundle them and say something like;
"Nude with bodyslide and handjob is $50"
"Nude with massage swap and blowjob is $100"
"Nude with a strap-on and a gimp will be $500"
So go with makes you comfortable and gets you off! Hopefully we've explained the maths behind how much an erotic massage costs.
Next update we'll break down the extras and go in a bit more depth on them.
A couple of shouts to some fellow porn addicts - Check out the awesome Mr Pinks Porn Blog which is filled with hot naked girls.
Also be sure to check out a genuine erotic masseuse by the name of <had to delete as guess she's traded handjobs for husbandry or some shit>, she can teach you the art of sensual massage.
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