Allow me to re-introduce myself!
My name is Wallace and I’ve decided to inseminate this blog with my thoughts, tips and experiences on erotic and sensual massage. I love a good erotic massage and I’m hoping my preaching/rambling allows my readers to discover the joys of erotic massage. I’m new at this blogging contraption so forgive me if anything is broken (like that stupid . in the header that I can’t seem to get rid of #$&@).
So what is erotic / sensual massage you whisper?
The scholars over at Wiki proclaim; “Erotic massage or sensuous massage is the use of massage techniques by a person on another person’s erogenous zones to achieve or enhance their sexual excitation or arousal and to achieve orgasm”
A bit textbook for my liking (can’t say I’ve ever begged someone to touch me in my “erogenous zones” !) but it pretty much nails it. A good erotic massage should both relax and excite and by the end of the massage you’ll be begging for climax. Many people who give erotic massages make the mistake in thinking that it’s all about the climax and disregard the climb, the destination is much more enjoyable if you flew first class people!
It can also go too far the other way (at least for me) as some practitioners believe the massage is more of a spiritual awakening but nothing is more erection-deflating for me than when a chick is burning potpourri, sprinkling Jesus tears on my penis and gushing “Oh Wallace! – I’ve connected with your inner garden gnome and we’ve achieved zen” – fuck zen – give me back my boner lady!
And yes, I’m sure there’s many blogs out there on more practical topics like 8-Ball tying and gimp-mask construction but you’ll thank me when you wind up in a seedy erotic massage parlor den, drunk at 3am and you think back on my advice and heed my cautions of “Do not choose the girl with the tuck-shop arms and breath that smells like teenage mutant ninja turtles“.
Erotic Massage can be practiced at home with your partner or you can visit an erotic massage parlour/parlor and experience the highs and lows of haggling over happy endings! I’ve had hundreds (thousands?!) of erotic massages and have enough experiences to write a bible on the subject.
I’ll be sure to touch on these tales in my blog and I’m hoping you will read my rants and post your adventures and questions.
I do warn you though, erotic massage is mind-blowing and you’ll soon get hooked. It’s a huge fetish of mine and looking forward to sharing my deviant thoughts on the subject.
Lastly, I’ll be populating posts with massage related smut, pictures and video’s. I figured I may as well feed your/my fetish while I’m here 🙂
Many Happy Endings.
With exams coming up quickly, Chloe Amour and her step cousin Jenna Sativa are busy studying, but Chloe is really having a hard time concentrating. Chloe persuades Jenna to take a break; however, Jenna is adamant of the importance behind it. Jenna receives a call from her friend Riley Reed, inviting them tomorrow to their exclusive new massage club. Chloe laughs at the idea and thinks she can be better at massaging. Jenna caves into Chloe’s tactics to avoid studying by removing her shirt and allowing Chloe to massage her bare back. Jenna felt a little self-conscious being the only one topless, so Chloe makes her feel better by removing her shirt as well. Chloe brags how good of a masseuse she is and proves it by caressing Jenna sensually. Things heat up where Chloe asks Jenna to take off her thong to massage her ass. Chloe tries to bribe Jenna into taking her test in school again yet Jenna thinks Chloe will have to work a lot harder in order for that to happen. How far will Chloe go in order to avoid taking that test again? And, will Jenna be convinced by Chloe’s bad influences?
Only one way to find out!