Bedpage Erotic Massage AND BODYRUB
Today we’re going to be talking about bedpage erotic massage. With the recent shutdown of backpage, many guys hunting for an erotic massage have been looking for an alternative. We now have a new player in the hunt for a happy ending, the Bedpage Erotic Massage section will help you find those sexual massage extras that you are looking for. So why go a bedpage BODYRUB? Well there’s a couple of reasons here;
- Many non-advertised erotic massage parlors are being shutdown by the authorities. Korean massage spa’s are notorious for giving handjobs on the sly but local councils, nosy neighbours and law enforcement have been cracking down in recent times.
- Backpage got busted and the hunt for an erotic massage got more difficult which is why we find ourselves discussing bedpage erotic massage.
- Private erotic masseuses advertising on services such as Craigslist, Cracker are getting more and more wary of a potential client being a cop. This tends to mean that a girl will pull advertising once she has a solid core of customers as the risk is just too high.
- Guys are reluctant to share erotic massage parlor information because it could result in the closure of the parlor or spa. This also means guys can’t sample a variety of providers and tend to stick with who they trusted. Sure she might be hard on the eye but hey, she doesn’t have a badge!
- Social media and sex / hookup apps results in some girls fishing directly for erotic massage clients rather than working in an erotic massage parlor.
So what tips do I have for hooking up with a bedpage erotic massage girl for a sensual or sexual massage romp? You’ve come to the right place boys, the erotic massage blog has you covered;
TOP five WAYS TO SCORE A SUCCESSFUL EROTIC MASSAGE or bodyrUb FROM BEDPAGE
- Don’t trust that the bedpage photo’s of the girl advertising her massage or bodyrub services are real. The majority of photographs are fake and have been sourced from local dating and porn site. She might have the same hair colour as the photo’s advertised but the similarities may end there. If you turn up and she’s got more chins than Jabba the Hut then walk the fuck away.
- Try and find a bedpage erotic massage girl who’s in your area, due to the ridiculous clandestine nature of finding a massage nowadays, it’s common for a girl to get spooked or bail on an appointment. You don’t want to spend your frequent flyer miles only to discover your masseuse can’t see you because her menstruation has attracted bears.
- Always have you guard up, one wrong step and you could be locked up with inmate colonwrecker who’s eager to go hard in your paint. Police are regularly posting fake prostitute and erotic massage adverts to catfish horny guys. Trust your instincts, if something feels fishy then pass on the booking and have a wank or something.
- Don’t lineup a bedpage erotic massage, bodyrub or sex hookup if your drunk or high. I’m not worried about your performance (like I give a shit if you’ve got whiskey dick!) but due to the severity of getting caught by the police, it’s best to lineup a hookup when sober and clear of mind.
- If you do find a successful bedpage hookup then keep it to yourself. Sure it makes harder for other guys but loose lips sink clits and we really don’t want our favorite bedpage masseuse getting shutdown because you were bragging online about her blowjob skills.
So there we have it, you have some tips on bedpage bodyrubs and bedpage erotic massage. Good luck and check back at the erotic massage blog for all your massage related nonsense.
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