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After receiving prostitution complaints from a Spring neighborhood, Harris County investigators looked into a massage parlor and made two arrests on Thursday, Feb. 9.
Officials with Harris County Precinct 4 Constable Mark Herman’s Office said they arrested Xiaoying Cao and Rong Zheng after an investigation into the Elite Massage Spa located at 4334 FM 2920.
Both women were charged with prostitution, a Class B misdemeanor.“The businesses and citizens of north Harris County have made it clear that they refuse to just stand by and allow their communities to deteriorate to the point where prostitution is looked upon as a normal part of our local society,” Herman said in the release.
“These types of illegal activities seem to attract other bad elements such as drug dealers and users, thieves and others who would prey upon our local residents. It will not be overlooked, tolerated or condoned within our local communities where we live and raise our children.”
All I can say about the retarded comments about social deterioration and a handjob being a magnet for thieves and serial killers is;
Kim Young Suk, 54, and Jae “Sunny” Ryeong Kimnam, 48, both of Flushing, New York, each pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor count of promoting prostitution for running a brothel out of the Ace Acupressure Spa business at 606 E. Main St.
State and borough police, along with the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, arrested the duo in September after a confidential informant got a little too much massage on the government’s dime, court records show.
According to a criminal complaint, investigators gave the informant a fake ID, an undercover credit card and $60 in marked money to conduct a probe of the business the evening of Sept. 1.
Police say the informant entered the business and began to talk prices. After learning the proprietor no longer accepted credit cards, the informant went outside to his state police handler, turned over the ID and credit card, and got $60 more in recorded cash, police said.
The man returned to the spa and met a woman later identified as Suk, who led him to a massage room and collected $60, the complaint says.
The informant got undressed and waited until a woman later identified as Kimnam entered, saying it would be $60 for her to perform a sex act with her hand while topless, according to police.
The informant got onto the massage table, turned over the cash and received the sex act from Kimnam, police said.
A search of Kimnam’s room that night turned up the $120 the informant had spent, along with fresh condoms hidden in a Mentos container and a “large number of used condoms” in the bathroom, the complaint says.
It really took the combined forces of the local and state police department AND homeland security to take down two Korean hags (they seriously look like two dudes with wigs) jerking a guys kimchi out for $60?
Where do I sign up to be the “confidential informant” who got jerked off? Clearly a rookie though – $60 for a handjob? 
Blas allegedly promised a female community service worker more hours if she massaged his leg.
Blas has said he “jokingly” asked a female community service worker at his office if she knew how to massage an injury on his inner thigh and she took him up on his offer.
The mayor pointed out an injury on his left leg and said he’s had the injury massaged before at massage businesses in Tumon. Blas described the injury as a “lump” that he’s had for about four years. Massaging the injury helps alleviate the pain, he said.
“In order for me to get a massage because I have a lump, I have to take my pants off,” he said. “I pay her and she agreed to massage. And she did massage, but nothing else.” He said he did not remove his underwear.
After the 15-minute massage, the mayor said he paid the woman $4, a portion of the $10 they had agreed upon.
The classic “Can you rub the lump on my inner thigh that requires me to remove my pants” trick! I’m going to have to re-think this trusted line given all this bad publicity – Thanks Dickhead 
Eight women are sitting in the Lee County Jail tonight after getting busted in a massage parlor prostitution operation.
The women face a number of charges from solicitation of prostitution to unlicensed massage therapy. All eight women were arrested at eight different massage parlors.
“I don’t want to be walking around the places alone. Especially knowing that this is happening, who knows what could happen to me” said Anastasia Cubas.
“This kind of crap going on, it’s scary,” said Grubb.
“When you walk in, the vibe you get in there, it’s not comfortable. Like you feel like there’s something going on” said Cubas.
Nearby businesses to the parlors say the shops had dozens of men and women in and out daily.
These type of busts and comments from locals would be hilarious if it wasn’t for the fact that people are actually being charged over this bullshit. Let’s have another glance at the quotes;
“I don’t want to be walking around the places alone. Especially knowing that this is happening, who knows what could happen to me“ ← All that’s going on is some guys paying to have a load massaged out of his cock. Nobody is going to snatch you off the street and make you swallow said load lady!
“This kind of crap going on, it’s scary,” ← Al-Qaeda is scary, Donald Trumps hair-piece is scary, Netflix rebooting the fucking Gimore Girls is scary but what in the fuck is scary about an erotic massage?
“When you walk in, the vibe you get in there, it’s not comfortable. Like you feel like there’s something going on” ← *Rage Intensifying*
“Nearby businesses to the parlors say the shops had dozens of men and women in and out daily.” ← So the massage shops are doing a thriving business? Doesn’t that show that there’s clearly a shit-tonne of demand for a simple handjob? People get prosecuted over this shit? Do these people realise it’s not drug-dealers, child molesters or shady underworld criminals going to these places, it’s there husbands, there neighbors and possibly there fucking dads? Shit just baffles me folks.
Oh…could the parlor at least hire some hot girls?, I wouldn’t even get a half chub from those girls pictured!
Everett spa’s license revoked amid prostitution allegations
EVERETT — It didn’t take long for an undercover Everett police detective to suspect that prostitution was occurring at a newly opened massage parlor in February.
A woman wearing blue lingerie greeted him. There were beds with night stands, but no massage tables. The detective had received professional massages over the years, and he quickly sensed that the woman had little training in massage.
Records show that Everett police made four undercover visits between February and August and received a court-approved warrant to search the business. On each visit, detectives allegedly were offered sex for money. They reported that two workers at the massage parlor improperly touched them on three separate occasions.
There also had been suspicious references about the business on Backpage.com, a classified ad website that has been used to promote prostitution.
If you’re living in some retarded state where the joys of illegal massage are illegal then it’s probably not the best idea to deck your massage staff in lingerie.
A horrified woman was tricked into having a massage by a pervert at Center Parcs when he attacked while naked in the resort’s sauna.
Zoheir Maleki, 33, was wearing only one of the resort’s towels when he first approached her near the sauna and offered her a complimentary massage.After rubbing her shoulders, his hands began venturing towards her thighs and his fingers went between her legs – but the court heard he did not touch her genitals.
She covered up, grabbed his hand and put it on his hip, Salisbury Magistrates’ Court in Wiltshire, heard, but opened her eyes to find him now completely naked.
Maleki, responding to this, then told her: ‘It’s OK, I’m a professional.’
Nothing oozes “I’m a professional” more than a random dude wearing a towel offering complimentary massages!
Charges have been filed against a Flushing, N.Y., woman after a man said he was sexually assaulted at a Centre County massage business.
The man told police on Aug. 10 that he had just been assaulted at the business. A combat veteran, the man said he had received massages at Joma in the past to help previously sustained injuries, but on this occasion, the hourlong deep tissue massage did not follow the normal pattern.
According to the affidavit of probable cause, Feng removed the man’s underwear without his consent. The man, who suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder, blacked out. He later became aware that Feng was touching him sexually, he told police.
If a load shoots in a parlor and you’re unconscious to hear it, does it make a sound? Something to ponder folks.
