In today's update on the Erotic Massage Blog, we will be discussing how to give / receive a good handjob and the handjob mistakes that commonly occur during an erotic massage. Now let's clear shit up right now, I've never given a handjob (masturbatory feats don't count guys!) but I've received a tonne of them, so many in fact, that I could probably give a TED talk on the subject. You'd be surprised at how badly some girls are at roughing the passer. For something that looks so simple, there's a fair bit of nuance to it.
I'll run through some common handjob mistakes that masseuses make when dishing out this form of happy ending and will give you some tips on how you can coach your masseuse or girlfriend/boyfriend/demogorgon to give a more satisfying handjob finish.
First off, let's get the common handjob blunders out of the way;
TOP 10 HANDJOB MISTAKES THAT YOUR EROTIC MASSEUSE IS MAKING
Safe to say that the girl above knows her way around a dick and won't be making any handjob mistakes.
So that covers the most common handjob mistakes. The majority of them can be avoided by talking with your masseuse and giving her feedback like "can you slow down a little bit" or "Can we try it without the dildo in my ass?". Sadly some girls are just terrible at it and I urge you to move on, there's no point in spending money to get a shitty nut. If the cook at your local restaurant kept burning your medium-rare steak - would you keep returning?
Ok I have definitely rambled on for far too long but feel free to hit me up if you have any erotic massage questions at wallace @ eroticmassageblog.com.
Woman charged for running an illegal massage parlor out of a home in Atascocita
Nancy Camacho is seen being arrested at a home in the 7200 block of Lonesome Woods Trail. Photo courtesy of Click2Houston
A 54-year-old woman is accused of violating Harris County Sexually Oriented Business Regulations while running an illegal massage parlor out of a home in Atascocita, according to county officials.
She's accused of providing sexual services at a home in the 7200 block of Lonesome Woods Trail.
“These type of businesses, either as a store front or in a neighborhood, have been proven to bring additional crime into the area. This one is especially troubling due to its close proximity to Atascocita Middle School and the hours of operation coinciding with the kids walking to and from school in front of the residence," Constable Mark Herman said. "We will not tolerate these types of activities in our neighborhoods and near our schools and will do all we can to ensure those who bring them in are punished to the full extent of the law. Nancy Camacho was arrested, charged with operating a massage parlor without a license and booked into the Harris County Jail. Her bond is set at $1,000 out of County Court 5.”
Neighbors alerted authorities when they noticed an unusual amount of traffic at the home, officials said.
Clients provided written statements to authorities detailing the sexual encounters and said "more than massages were occurring on their visits to her home," according to authorities.
ω Where the fuck do we even start with this mess people? I think I'm going to have to go with bullet points because I'm a fiend for them and this whole story is melting my brain;
Click here for the source of the article on illegal massage home business in Atascocita
Ok I think we're going to need some hot massage related smut to unretract those erections that the dopey shit above caused. Rub-a-dub-dub - hot teens giving me a chub.